1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

•

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: 🕰️ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! 🍔😄

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. 🕰️😋

✨ Join AckySHINE for more features! ✨

Comments 611

Please log in or register to comment or reply.

👥 Thomas Mtaki Guest Mar 30, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

👥 Patrick Akech Guest Mar 16, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

👥 Chum Guest Mar 15, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

👥 Biashara Guest Mar 5, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

👥 Josephine Nekesa Guest Mar 3, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

👥 Mchawi Guest Feb 27, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

👥 Mwanajuma Guest Jan 30, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

👥 Betty Cheruiyot Guest Jan 23, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

👥 Abubakar Guest Jan 12, 2015

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

👥 Masika Guest Jan 7, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

👥 Chris Okello Guest Jan 1, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Prev 9 10 11

🔗 Related Posts

🎉 Motivation

Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Comments 611

🔗 Related Posts

📄 What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

📄 What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

📄 How long should an elephant’s legs be?

📄 How does the Easter Bunny travel?

📄 Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress

📄 What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

📄 What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

📄 What dies but never lives?

📄 What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

📄 Why did the chicken go to jail?

📄 What do you call two birds in love?

📄 What did the dinner plate say to the cup?