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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙‍♀️✨

Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.

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👥 Azima Guest Apr 4, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

👥 Peter Mbise Guest Mar 25, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

👥 Halima Guest Mar 23, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

👥 Irene Akoth Guest Mar 23, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

👥 Violet Mumo Guest Mar 18, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

👥 Kahina Guest Mar 13, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

👥 Mwafirika Guest Mar 11, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

👥 Mwakisu Guest Mar 9, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

👥 Halima Guest Mar 1, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

👥 Victor Kimario Guest Feb 6, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

👥 Chum Guest Feb 2, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

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