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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What do you give a sick lemon?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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👥 Mazrui Guest Feb 28, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

👥 Mjaka Guest Feb 27, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

👥 Mwanajuma Guest Feb 26, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

👥 Ndoto Guest Feb 20, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

👥 Jamal Guest Feb 10, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

👥 Nicholas Wanjohi Guest Feb 10, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

👥 Aziza Guest Feb 9, 2015

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

👥 Joseph Njoroge Guest Jan 26, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

👥 Thomas Mtaki Guest Jan 11, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

👥 Sarah Mbise Guest Jan 10, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

👥 Omar Guest Jan 3, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

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