What do you call a left-handed dog?
A southpaw-pawed pooch! πΎπ
Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 23, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Kahina (Guest) on February 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Daudi (Guest) on February 14, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Zakia (Guest) on February 5, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 24, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 20, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Hassan (Guest) on January 12, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Rubea (Guest) on January 11, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯