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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: Tons of prime cuts! 🥩🏋️‍♂️

Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! 🍖😄

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👥 Chris Okello Guest Apr 4, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

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Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

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How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

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