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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Amina
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Husna
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Juma
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Binti
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 23, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 19, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 16, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Raha
Guest
May 10, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 6, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
