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Khalifa
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Feb 24, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
๐ This is gold!
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
๐ This one really got me!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 30, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Shukuru
Guest
May 28, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 19, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Makame
Guest
May 7, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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John Kamande
Guest
May 2, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
