Short Answer: 🤠 Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! 🐴👢
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!👢🐴😄
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 10, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Hassan (Guest) on January 10, 2016
😂 So funny!
Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Abubakar (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 3, 2016
😅 I needed that!
Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Kazija (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 13, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
David Chacha (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Amani (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Hekima (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Khalifa (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
James Mduma (Guest) on October 26, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Khamis (Guest) on October 6, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Nassar (Guest) on August 29, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Daudi (Guest) on August 27, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Sofia (Guest) on August 4, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 2, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Hawa (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 25, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mjaka (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Hawa (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sofia (Guest) on July 5, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Umi (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 13, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 10, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 4, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Rashid (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 9, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Shani (Guest) on April 29, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sultan (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Nassar (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️