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Agnes Sumaye
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Feb 16, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Alice Wanjiru
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Feb 16, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 16, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Amina
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Neema
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 23, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 15, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Faiza
Guest
May 9, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Sarafina
Guest
May 7, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Athumani
Guest
May 5, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Wande
Guest
May 2, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 1, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Philip Nyaga
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Apr 19, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
