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Samuel Were
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Mar 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Issack
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Omar
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Raha
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 30, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 23, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 23, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 22, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Zuhura
Guest
May 19, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Majid
Guest
May 19, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 18, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Sekela
Guest
May 18, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Sharifa
Guest
May 14, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Omari
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Farida
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
