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Mazrui
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Feb 19, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Shani
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Maida
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Majid
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Azima
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 23, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Saidi
Guest
May 21, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Fadhila
Guest
May 17, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 7, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
