Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Mazrui (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 1, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 31, 2016
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 19, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Jaffar (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Jamila (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 2, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Zainab (Guest) on December 27, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Khadija (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 8, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Shani (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Furaha (Guest) on November 19, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 12, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Zakia (Guest) on November 4, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 16, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 27, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 25, 2015
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Maida (Guest) on September 19, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on September 9, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 4, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 3, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 25, 2015
๐ What a joke!
Majid (Guest) on August 23, 2015
๐ This made my day!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 23, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
John Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Kazija (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 30, 2015
๐ This is gold!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on July 24, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Ndoto (Guest) on July 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 22, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2015
๐ So funny!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Azima (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 1, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Saidi (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 17, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Juma (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 7, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
John Lissu (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ