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Bahati
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Nov 25, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Sarafina
Guest
May 31, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 30, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 28, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Athumani
Guest
May 5, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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John Kamande
Guest
May 3, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 2, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Wande
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 6, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 23, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 17, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
