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Mariam
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Jan 31, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Masika
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Omar
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Salma
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Khadija
Guest
May 17, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 9, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
