The ruler! π Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! π Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! π€΄πΌπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Leila (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Omar (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 5, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2016
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Husna (Guest) on February 24, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Ali (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 1, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Furaha (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Salum (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 26, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 18, 2015
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Hawa (Guest) on October 12, 2015
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Farida (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Rubea (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 15, 2015
π This is pure brilliance!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2015
π This made my day!
Jafari (Guest) on June 21, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 5, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Jamila (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Latifa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
π You totally won the internet today!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Jabir (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Shabani (Guest) on April 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 8, 2015
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
James Kimani (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 2, 2015
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 21, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 18, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―