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Andrew Mchome
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Apr 17, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Nchi
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Apr 12, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Frank Macha
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Mar 21, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Rose Mwinuka
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Mar 20, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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David Sokoine
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Mar 19, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Mligo
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Mar 18, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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James Kawawa
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Mar 18, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Ibrahim
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Feb 23, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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John Mushi
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Feb 21, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Martin Otieno
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Feb 15, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Omar
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Monica Lissu
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Jan 16, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Carol Nyakio
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Jan 10, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Brian Karanja
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Jan 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Robert Okello
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Nov 3, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Nancy Kawawa
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Oct 23, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nancy Kawawa
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Sep 9, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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David Chacha
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Sep 3, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Makame
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Maulid
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Aug 23, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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David Musyoka
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Aug 16, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Ruth Mtangi
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Aug 13, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nahida
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Jul 31, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Janet Wambura
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Jul 20, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Hamida
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Jul 16, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Shamim
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Jul 12, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jul 9, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Habiba
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Jun 26, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Zakaria
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Jun 23, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Betty Akinyi
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Jun 23, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mwagonda
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Jun 21, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Peter Mugendi
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Jun 16, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Amani
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Jun 6, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Fadhili
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May 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Kijakazi
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May 9, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Janet Sumari
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Apr 29, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Omari
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Apr 24, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
