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Kazija
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Feb 3, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Asha
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Omari
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Omar
Guest
May 21, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 10, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 4, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nahida
Guest
May 4, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 8, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 17, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
