Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? ππ A: The hippopota-"bus"! π¦π
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the π emoji represents the ocean, while the π¦ emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 24, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Mwanais (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
George Tenga (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
John Malisa (Guest) on September 27, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2015
π This joke just made my day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 19, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2015
π You got me!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Omar (Guest) on August 29, 2015
π Can't stop laughing!
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 28, 2015
π This made my day!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Jabir (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Rabia (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Kiza (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Daudi (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Nuru (Guest) on July 27, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Mgeni (Guest) on July 19, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Latifa (Guest) on July 5, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Mchuma (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Hamida (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
George Tenga (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Yusuf (Guest) on June 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Bahati (Guest) on June 10, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
David Chacha (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Umi (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 26, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 8, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 9, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Rahim (Guest) on March 27, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Maneno (Guest) on February 16, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 14, 2015
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ