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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Salima
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Amani
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Shani
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Chum
Guest
May 31, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Arifa
Guest
May 30, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Nasra
Guest
May 30, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rahma
Guest
May 25, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 8, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
