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Janet Sumaye
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Nov 28, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Nov 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Sharon Kibiru
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Nov 16, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Anna Mahiga
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Nov 11, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Lucy Kimotho
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Oct 27, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Maulid
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Oct 24, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ann Awino
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Oct 24, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rehema
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Oct 7, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Robert Ndunguru
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Oct 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwanajuma
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Sep 1, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Chris Okello
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Aug 25, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Juma
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Shani
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Victor Malima
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Jun 30, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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David Nyerere
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Jun 15, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 27, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mariam
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 21, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Ahmed
Guest
May 19, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nashon
Guest
May 19, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 18, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 14, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Kazija
Guest
May 5, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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James Kawawa
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May 4, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 4, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 4, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Elizabeth Malima
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Apr 25, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Lucy Mushi
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Apr 13, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nyota
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Apr 10, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Binti
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Apr 7, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Rukia
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Apr 3, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Charles Mboje
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Mar 30, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Alex Nakitare
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Mar 18, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Amir
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Mar 16, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Stephen Amollo
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Mar 14, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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John Malisa
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Mar 13, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
