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Lucy Mahiga
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Mar 5, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Amir
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Amani
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Issack
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Raha
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Leila
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Amani
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Masika
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Amina
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 24, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Selemani
Guest
May 9, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
