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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Amani
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Azima
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 29, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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James Malima
Guest
May 18, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 11, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 11, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
