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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Neema
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Raha
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Binti
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Chum
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Maida
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Masika
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 11, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Issack
Guest
May 4, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 3, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Issack
Guest
Feb 21, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 18, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
