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Yusra
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Apr 3, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Farida
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Issa
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Omar
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Omari
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 31, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 15, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Abubakar
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
