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Yahya
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May 2, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Anthony Kariuki
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Apr 22, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Salma
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 28, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rukia
Guest
May 9, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Binti
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
