Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Maida (Guest) on February 4, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Mhina (Guest) on January 26, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Khamis (Guest) on January 26, 2016
๐ This is gold!
Juma (Guest) on January 24, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Habiba (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Halimah (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Warda (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Yusuf (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 5, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 4, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 28, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Salum (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Khamis (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 29, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Husna (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Nchi (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Jaffar (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 22, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Daudi (Guest) on September 9, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 12, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 30, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Fadhila (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 22, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Daudi (Guest) on June 25, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Mustafa (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Ahmed (Guest) on June 14, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 14, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Muslima (Guest) on June 5, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Nassor (Guest) on May 26, 2015
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 23, 2015
๐ What a joke!
Asha (Guest) on April 19, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Mohamed (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 27, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on February 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ