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Hamida
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May 20, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Abdullah
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Apr 14, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Omar
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wande
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Yusuf
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Sep 3, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Irene Makena
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Aug 21, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 30, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mchawi
Guest
May 29, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Kheri
Guest
May 21, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 9, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 5, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
