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Elizabeth Mrope
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Apr 29, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nassor
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Majid
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 24, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
May 13, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
