Answer: Lemon-ade! ๐๐ฅค
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Mwanais (Guest) on February 14, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Maneno (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 12, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 10, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 1, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Amir (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Sumaya (Guest) on December 19, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 15, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 8, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 3, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Mariam (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Amani (Guest) on October 10, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Daudi (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Mjaka (Guest) on September 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on August 28, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
Omar (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2015
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on August 15, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 10, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Maimuna (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 15, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on July 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 6, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Jamal (Guest) on June 28, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 26, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Khamis (Guest) on June 2, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Husna (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 25, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2015
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Neema (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 2, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 19, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ