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Habiba
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Jan 4, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Amir
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Dec 17, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Asha
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Wande
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Masika
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 30, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 22, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 20, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rehema
Guest
May 15, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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John Lissu
Guest
May 15, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 14, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 12, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Jamila
Guest
May 2, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 1, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
