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Edward Lowassa
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Dec 16, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Binti
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Azima
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Omari
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Halima
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Binti
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 9, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 8, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
