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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Asha
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Issack
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Raha
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Neema
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Juma
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Shani
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Salum
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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James Kimani
Guest
May 25, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 14, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 9, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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John Lissu
Guest
May 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 2, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
