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Fikiri
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Mar 22, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Omari
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Neema
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Neema
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 13, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Masika
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 11, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Safiya
Guest
May 28, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 26, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 20, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Jamal
Guest
May 8, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 2, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 5, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
