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Henry Sokoine
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Jan 20, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Jane Malecela
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Jan 20, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Salum
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Issa
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Issa
Guest
May 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 17, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Bahati
Guest
May 16, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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John Mushi
Guest
May 12, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Asha
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
