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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Apr 23, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Omar
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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John Mushi
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Mar 9, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Omar
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Simon Kiprono
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Jan 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Salma
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Juma
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Majid
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Paul Ndomba
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Aug 27, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Azima
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rashid
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Aug 2, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Irene Akoth
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Jul 9, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Martin Otieno
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Jun 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Maida
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Abdullah
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Jun 24, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Majid
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Makame
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Salum
Guest
May 30, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Kazija
Guest
May 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Fatuma
Guest
May 9, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 6, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 2, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
