What did the ocean say to the beach?

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Juma (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nasra (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hamida (Guest) on February 10, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

George Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Hassan (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sharifa (Guest) on January 25, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Athumani (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 14, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nassor (Guest) on January 4, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 26, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 22, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Issack (Guest) on November 20, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 17, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 15, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

John Lissu (Guest) on November 6, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 30, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 29, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 26, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Sofia (Guest) on October 26, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Chiku (Guest) on October 21, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Jafari (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Warda (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Faiza (Guest) on October 2, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 30, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Zuhura (Guest) on September 29, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mchuma (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Makame (Guest) on September 25, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Hashim (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Salima (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Hamida (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Sultan (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 6, 2015

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 5, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Zainab (Guest) on June 7, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Omari (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Zuhura (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 21, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 10, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋