Ndoto (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 10, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Maimuna (Guest) on February 28, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 27, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 19, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mgeni (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Yahya (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Rashid (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Amina (Guest) on January 21, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Sofia (Guest) on January 8, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 7, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 4, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Halimah (Guest) on December 29, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 12, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Issa (Guest) on December 9, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 6, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Baraka (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 13, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 10, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mgeni (Guest) on November 9, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 21, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Baraka (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Salma (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Issa (Guest) on September 9, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 22, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on July 8, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 27, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mzee (Guest) on June 11, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 13, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Kassim (Guest) on April 5, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 23, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Abdillah (Guest) on March 18, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️