Short Answer: With unique hare-ests! 🎩🐇
Explanation: To catch an unusual rabbit, you need to think outside the box and employ tricks that are as extraordinary as the rabbit itself! Instead of a conventional method, such as a normal trap, you have to set up hare-ests (playfully combining "hare" and "harvests") that are tailored to the uniqueness of the rabbit. So, get ready to use your imagination and create some whimsical contraptions to catch that extraordinary bunny! 🎩🐇
Ndoto (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 23, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 17, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 10, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Maimuna (Guest) on February 28, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 27, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 19, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Mgeni (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Yahya (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 3, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Rashid (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Amina (Guest) on January 21, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Sofia (Guest) on January 8, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 7, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 4, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Halimah (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Fatuma (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 12, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Issa (Guest) on December 9, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Baraka (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 13, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 10, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mgeni (Guest) on November 9, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 21, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Baraka (Guest) on October 5, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Salma (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Issa (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 22, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Fadhila (Guest) on July 8, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Mzee (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Kassim (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 23, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Abdillah (Guest) on March 18, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️