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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 21, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Shani
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Omari
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 19, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 18, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Baridi
Guest
May 7, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 5, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 4, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 3, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Wande
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Salma
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Majid
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Maida
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
