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Nassar
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Sep 25, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Halima
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Safiya
Guest
May 31, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Issa
Guest
May 27, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 10, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 9, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 6, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Omar
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Salma
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
