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Nassar
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Sep 25, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Habiba
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Sep 24, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mjaka
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Sep 23, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Charles Mchome
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Sep 22, 2024
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Grace Njuguna
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Sep 7, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 31, 2024
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Aug 31, 2024
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Charles Mrope
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Aug 19, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
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Aug 6, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Shamsa
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Aug 5, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Ann Wambui
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Jul 22, 2024
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Victor Kimario
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Jul 18, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Ann Wambui
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Jul 15, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Ahmed
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Jul 7, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Maulid
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Jul 2, 2024
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Muslima
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Jun 17, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Jun 13, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Halima
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Jun 12, 2024
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 11, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Mary Sokoine
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Jun 7, 2024
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Nyota
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Jun 6, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jun 6, 2024
๐ This is a keeper!
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Biashara
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Jun 2, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Daniel Obura
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Jun 1, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Safiya
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May 31, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Issa
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May 27, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Esther Cheruiyot
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May 10, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Alex Nakitare
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May 9, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 6, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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Arifa
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Apr 30, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Mwakisu
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Apr 15, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Apr 7, 2024
๐ Still cracking up!
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Rashid
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Apr 4, 2024
๐ This just made my day!
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Josephine Nduta
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Mar 26, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Kazija
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Mar 26, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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John Malisa
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Mar 18, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Nchi
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Mar 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Omar
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Mar 16, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Robert Okello
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Mar 4, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Mwanahawa
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Mar 3, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Violet Mumo
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Feb 20, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Sarah Mbise
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Feb 5, 2024
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 1, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Richard Mulwa
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Jan 31, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Zakaria
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Jan 30, 2024
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Jan 21, 2024
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jan 21, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Salma
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Jan 7, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 31, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Nancy Kawawa
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Dec 27, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
๐ This is too funny!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Mgeni
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Dec 6, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Baraka
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Dec 3, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
