Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Baridi (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Fadhili (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Safiya (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 11, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 23, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Hashim (Guest) on July 17, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Chum (Guest) on May 28, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Muslima (Guest) on May 16, 2024

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Daudi (Guest) on May 11, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 9, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 7, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Salima (Guest) on May 3, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 26, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 6, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 29, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 24, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 22, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nasra (Guest) on March 14, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Maida (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Sarafina (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Ali (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Kassim (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Yusuf (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Maneno (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Salima (Guest) on January 18, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 17, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 16, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khatib (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Omar (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 25, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Yusra (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 10, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 30, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Issa (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Zainab (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jaffar (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Saidi (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 12, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Yusra (Guest) on October 9, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️