The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Shukuru (Guest) on September 20, 2024
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 18, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 17, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 2, 2024
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Issack (Guest) on August 26, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 12, 2024
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Halima (Guest) on July 27, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 15, 2024
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Ali (Guest) on July 2, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 30, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on June 19, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
James Mduma (Guest) on June 12, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2024
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 23, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Rashid (Guest) on May 11, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Hekima (Guest) on May 9, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2024
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Ndoto (Guest) on May 2, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Nasra (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 2, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 31, 2024
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 25, 2024
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2024
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 12, 2024
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 5, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 30, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 5, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 4, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 18, 2023
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on November 16, 2023
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 13, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 31, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 24, 2023
๐ This is a keeper!
Halimah (Guest) on October 23, 2023
๐ That punchline!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 16, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช