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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Amina
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 29, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 28, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jamal
Guest
May 27, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 19, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Sumaya
Guest
May 12, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Rukia
Guest
May 9, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 8, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Sultan
Guest
May 6, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rabia
Guest
May 6, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 6, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Binti
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Binti
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
