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Biashara
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Sep 24, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
😂 This is too funny!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Amani
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Warda
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Halima
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Neema
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Raha
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
