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Sharifa
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Sep 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 13, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Peter Mbise
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Sep 11, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Masika
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Asha
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Mashaka
Guest
May 30, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 24, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Hawa
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 16, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 5, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 4, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Selemani
Guest
May 3, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Majid
Guest
May 1, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Asha
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Raha
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Azima
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Binti
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Thomas Mtaki
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Dec 20, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
