Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 18, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Amir (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Arifa (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 27, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Omari (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mchawi (Guest) on May 15, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Binti (Guest) on April 16, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Hassan (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Salima (Guest) on March 7, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Chum (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 19, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Chum (Guest) on December 16, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Sarafina (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Majid (Guest) on December 4, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Farida (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 1, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Salima (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Makame (Guest) on September 24, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

John Kamande (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 5, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 28, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Rahim (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️