Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Zakaria2023-02-06 19:26:57
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Kenneth Murithi2023-02-05 05:35:39
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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James Kimani2023-01-07 13:33:50
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Andrew Mchome2022-10-30 20:59:42
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2022-09-28 22:37:27
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬
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Jabir2022-09-24 18:46:17
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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