Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Betty Akinyi2016-07-20 16:28:07
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Victor Malima2016-07-17 00:03:48
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡
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Ahmed2016-07-16 14:22:16
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Francis Mrope2016-07-16 13:35:58
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Grace Wairimu2016-07-13 05:32:42
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! πŸ”οΈβ„οΈ
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Rose Mwinuka2016-07-05 06:38:13
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Mary Njeri2016-07-03 06:08:42
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Anna Mchome2016-06-28 22:06:11
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Maida2016-06-27 22:05:18
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Hekima2016-06-24 19:03:29
🀣 This one got me good!
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Mhina2016-06-13 23:24:48
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Saidi2016-06-11 20:38:14
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Edward Chepkoech2016-06-10 00:07:07
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŒŠ
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James Kimani2016-05-09 16:50:06
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Kevin Maina2016-05-08 05:09:47
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈβ€οΈ
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Josephine Nduta2016-04-05 14:53:55
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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Linda Karimi2016-03-26 04:19:54
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ