Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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