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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Edith Cherotich2024-05-17 10:02:50
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Abubakar2024-05-13 14:54:14
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Francis Mtangi2024-04-30 05:01:54
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Jaffar2024-04-23 13:25:11
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Victor Kamau2024-04-16 00:57:04
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Jane Malecela2024-04-14 01:09:35
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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Mwanakhamis2024-04-11 00:55:46
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ann Awino2024-04-10 08:07:54
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Daudi2024-03-27 15:26:49
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Anna Mahiga2024-03-27 14:40:10
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Anna Kibwana2024-03-24 13:15:19
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Sarafina2024-03-16 19:34:29
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mchuma2024-03-08 08:44:39
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Chum2024-03-04 04:17:14
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zainab2024-03-01 18:39:31
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Yahya2024-02-25 00:46:28
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Joyce Aoko2024-02-22 17:46:16
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Yahya2024-02-21 08:00:18
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo2024-02-05 21:46:30
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwanakhamis2024-01-27 10:58:00
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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