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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Irene Akoth2019-03-23 16:44:54

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Kijakazi2019-03-21 05:18:05

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Patrick Akech2019-03-20 02:09:04

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Makame2019-03-19 12:04:18

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Vincent Mwangangi2019-03-05 15:02:42

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mohamed2019-03-04 02:36:02

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Vincent Mwangangi2019-02-28 03:09:52

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Francis Mrope2019-02-28 02:54:35

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Raha2019-02-24 21:54:07

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mhina2019-02-13 17:35:47

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Asha2019-02-09 21:26:56

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nahida2019-02-04 12:38:44

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Anna Malela2019-02-03 13:15:07

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Khamis2019-02-02 22:19:58

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Anthony Kariuki2019-02-02 17:17:46

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nicholas Wanjohi2019-01-28 19:32:20

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Neema2019-01-01 21:14:31

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Moses Kipkemboi2018-12-26 03:00:33

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Kikwete2018-12-22 03:28:14

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Majid2018-12-07 23:41:55

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

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