What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Grace Mushi2018-11-30 08:09:33
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mazrui2018-11-29 08:10:36
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! πŸ”πŸ₯—
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Mohamed2018-11-29 06:50:23
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Frank Macha2018-11-27 03:34:35
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Habiba2018-11-16 18:19:40
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Elizabeth Mtei2018-11-05 08:06:00
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. πŸͺ‚βŒ
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Anna Mchome2018-10-29 22:13:10
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Nasra2018-10-29 04:02:48
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπŸ”
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Grace Mushi2018-10-28 03:03:33
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Paul Ndomba2018-10-22 05:49:14
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Andrew Mchome2018-10-17 01:29:56
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Grace Mushi2018-10-15 04:30:35
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Grace Mligo2018-09-27 23:21:55
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Samson Tibaijuka2018-09-23 04:08:05
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ₯¬
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Grace Minja2018-09-11 17:57:18
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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Nuru2018-09-11 10:45:58
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ
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Nuru2018-09-06 08:08:57
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-08-26 07:30:25
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“
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Kijakazi2018-08-22 21:45:12
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Michael Mboya2018-08-16 07:17:28
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! πŸ‘πŸš—